Tuesday, November 29, 2005 

Worst holiday song....ever.

Belongs to...

Christmastime Is Here

Top that...you can't.
Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

 

Question Reguiring a Great Deal of Thought.

IF CHRISTMAS WERE A HOLIDAY, WHICH ONE WOULD IT BE?
Entry By scruffy_guitar

Sunday, November 27, 2005 

KIDS

Are they wonderful?

Or are they annoyin' little boogers.

Discuss.
Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

 

OMG ROFL !!!1111!!!Fishsticks!

God Hates Figs.


Not a typo.





Comment, ca?
Entry By boyhowdy

Saturday, November 26, 2005 

Yep. Still powered by Poopy.
Entry By helioshamash

 

Most Unusual Travel Experience

I have plenty of 'em, but the weirdest one was being on a red-eye flight from Seattle to Georgia. I was in the middle section, the movie was some Ben Afflack/Sam Jackson vehicle. This girl next to me fell asleep on my shoulder.

Her husband was not amused.

So, I sat for about four hours with a girl on my shoulder in fear of my life of the husband next to me. I didn't move. I kissed the ground when I was in Georgia, and had some weird-ass fried gook at the airport.

What was your most unusual travel experience?
Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

Friday, November 25, 2005 

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Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

 

Conversation Starter No. 1362 1/2

Pat Morita died today, and all CNN could come up with was his role in the Karate Kid (later, they half-redeemed themselves by changing the headline to "Happy Days and Karate Kid star Pat Morita dies," but too little too late, if you know what I mean...)

Anyway -- got me wondering about the way this would translate to even the lesser-famed ones such as ourselves.

When you die, what embarrassingly successful-slash-well-known yet entirely unrespectful venture of YOURS do you fear will end up in YOUR obit headline? True stories only, please...
Entry By boyhowdy

Thursday, November 24, 2005 

VOTE BOOP!



Playboy dot com (yes, again, I do read it for the articles) is holding a poll for the sexiest cartoon 'toon drawn. And as of right now, Boop is second to last in the polls. Which is a crime. How the hell is Penelope Pitstop sexier than Betty Boop?!?

I played all the sound clips on the page, and Betty is the one that still melts my heart.

So,vote for Boop. I think she's sexier than hell...even for a 75 year old.
Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

Wednesday, November 23, 2005 

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Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

 

What is your favorite Thanksgiving MEMORY?

Mine is coming home from college for a quick holiday, me and my folks eating dinner, and doing everything we can to avoid an endlessly hungry dalmation and maltese from gobbling up the grub before we could.

Of course, the dalmation got most of the food anyway...thanks to our short short dinner table and my dalmation's big big snout.

What is your favorite Thankgsiving memory?
Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

Monday, November 21, 2005 

MIAH KING!


Come on down!
Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

 

The_Lex's Thesis/Plan, the Topic on Everyone's Mind

I just thought I would prop up this topic to another main entry becuase it's old enough.



After this initial framing, things will become clear enough. Sister Novena wrote:



This is probably coming too late to be noticed, but...



In support of Lex's reluctance to finish his Plan, I'd just point out that I'm actually very glad I took seven years to get back to it after leaving That School. Firstly because, frankly, the faculty in my subject at the time I left just wasn't up to snuff, but more importantly because I could not possibly have done as good a job at 22 as I've done at 29. Part of that is just down to the increased discipline that comes with age, but a lot more of the credit goes to having spent the intervening years working in the field. I came back to finish because I'd spent seven years thinking and doing, gradually building little theories and taking reams of mental notes, and evenutally got to a place in life where I wanted to sit down for a while and codify all the ideas that had collected in my mind, take some time to sort out my thoughts.



I've nearly finished that process now, and while the Plan I've ultimately written has little to do with the one I began years ago, and doesn't look all that much like the one I intended to write a year ago, it's exactly the Plan I needed to write. No, having written it won't make much difference to my professional life, but it's done a hell of a lot for my intellectual and creative life, and I'm glad to have done it. I'm even more glad to have waited until I could do it with the accumulated knowledge of years in the field behind me.



Lex, you'll know when you're ready to finish that Plan; no need to rush anything. If it's not going to make any difference anyway, you might as well wait until you can do one that might mean something to you personally.



Posted by Sister Novena | Saturday, November 19, 2005 7:40:16 PM



Thanks for the support, Sister.



I also can empathize with a lot of what you've said.



Nonetheless, I take exception to labelling my sentiment toward not finishing my Plan by now as "reluctance." I would rather address it as "incapability." Calling it "reluctance," I feel, feeds into the "just do it" rhetoric and the feeling I get of other people pretty much attributing a character flaw to me. I would rather be incapable then have a character flaw (even some might consider my stubborness a character flaw).



And I haven't actively been reluctant to finish my Plan. I've tried my damdest to do it. I just simply haven't been able to do so because I haven't met the conditions of having the necessary facts and concepts. Once I get those, I'm set.



Now, lately though, I've been having problems with time and priority management. If I didn't have those management issues, I would probably be dancing with joy at the progress I make with it. I can't wait until the holidays end, I get a job in Chicago and move there. . .work will actually get done this huge project of mine.



Posted by The_Lex | Monday, November 21, 2005 12:41:00 PM (with some revision)

Entry By The_Lex

 

That's th' best damn title I've seen for a long time!
Entry By helioshamash

Sunday, November 20, 2005 

Best and worst thanksgiving memory...

Worst Thanksgiving Memory for me: My ma cooking a turkey and almost setting the microwave on fire in doing so.

That and the time she didn't take out the microwave probe and I ended up chewing on it "What is this crunchy thing in the turkey?"

Best Thanksgiving memory: When me and my family WENT OUT FOR DINNER.

What's your best/worst Thanksgiving memory?
Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

 

AAAAAAHHHHHHHTTTHHHHBBBIIIRRRDDDSSSS!!!!
Entry By helioshamash

Saturday, November 19, 2005 

Time to play...PIMP MY VOTING BOOTH!


In an effort to help election reforms, how would YOU redesign the voting booth? Don't be afraid to take this graphic and add some stuff to it (or a better graphic - this is a New York voting booth, by the way y'all).
Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

 

POLLO LOCO!
Entry By helioshamash

Friday, November 18, 2005 

MARCO!

Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

Wednesday, November 16, 2005 

POLL TIME!!







Would you like that Jakob Nielsen animation back on the blog?


  

Free polls from Pollhost.com

Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

 

I've got a fever of a hundred and three

Actually, it's just 102. But do they write songs about 102 fevers? No. They do not.



I keep having dreams about the New York Times Sunday Vows section (something I've never been a regular reader of, nor does it weigh heavily on my conscious mind). I also had a dream wherein I had super powers. My powers were prophecy (but all my prophecies were things like I'm gonna sleep another hour) and the ability to ride a special city bus just for sick people. It went to a pool hall, but it was closed.



If you had super powers, what would they be?
Entry By Nora

Tuesday, November 15, 2005 

Link-o-rama of the day...

Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

 

Which is more dangerous in television, video games and movies?

Sex

=or=

violence

?
Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

Monday, November 14, 2005 

By Request, Jakob Nielsen!



GO TO WEBRAW!!!! ERIC J IS DA MAN!!!!

Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

 

Topic Something or Other: Fear

1. As a child (of around 8 or so) I was afraid of accidentally dousing myself in liquid nitrogen and shattering. I think Newton's Apple or 3-2-1 Contact! was to blame.



2. I was also afraid of inadvertantly drinking blood, and becoming a vampire.



3. I have a strong aversion to answering phones.



4. I have nightmares about fish.



5. Last night at around 2:00 AM, I woke convinced that someone was going to try and break in. I sat awake until 7:00. Around 4:00 AM, my boyfriend said "cheese" in his sleep.



6. I am afraid of small doors. What goes through them?

Entry By Nora

Sunday, November 13, 2005 

Stray Disco Party!







Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

 

Tenth Post, Appendix A

Bill O'Reilly Lashes Out Against San Francisco



ETA: He's a terrorist sympathizer, too.


(thanks to Sister Novena for the tip)
Entry By Nora

Saturday, November 12, 2005 

Best Worst Movie You've Ever Seen?

The best worst I've ever seen was Comin' at Ya!

It was around 1980, right when there was still a reason to go to the movies. It was a terrible spaghetti western with barely any plot whatsoever - but hell, it was a 3-D movie filled with bats, and mice, and guns all..um, coming at you, through the movie screen.

And this was the fun part: watching your friends and bunches of folks freak out at the screen.

Those were the days...who cared about the plot or acting? It sucked...the 3-D stuff was what you paid for.

Runner up: She Devils on Wheels. MANEATERS FOREVER! (no, it wasn't a porn movie now...)

What was the best worst (or worst best) movie you've seen?
Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

 

Branding

On the Internet, I'm known as The_Lex. It's branded on the chest of my main Internet self ver 1.0.

I prefer to be referred by that name on the Internet until informed otherwise.

Thank you.
Entry By The_Lex

Friday, November 11, 2005 

How to get other folks to join together with da band....

1. Go to www.blogger.com

2. Sign in with your blogger username/password...

3. Go to the blog that you wanna moderate (whatever the name of THIS blog will be by the time you get there).

4. Go into Settings

5. Click on the tab that says MEMBERS

6. Everybody who is a member has full administrative privilages, that means you can pretty much do whatever ya want - just DONT FUDGE THE $!#!$$ HTML....$!#!@#!#!#$

7. Press ADD TEAM MEMBER button...

8. write down your email addresses of team members in the box

9. Press invite...

10. Yer done
Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

 

Question 14

So, like, how do we invite other people to join? I feel bad that Greensmile's the only non-Marlb... er... non-THAT COLLEGE person here, and I know a few folks who'd be good contributors.
Entry By Amy

 

triskaidekaphilia, can I play on your lawn?

Woo hoo! I get the number 13 on my posty.


If it were not for the IP info that sitemeter provides, I would have NO IDEA which college "that college" is. I went to "another college" which will be extremely obscure. I attended back when the alphabet was still being ratified and divinity was the only subject in which you could get a degree: you had to show proficiency in animal sacrifice and auguring from the guts of the sacrifices.


Oddly enough I still think I am the same person I was then.


Men my age are expected only have one thing to say to the likes of this motley company with which I now cast my lot: "Hey! You kids! Get off my lawn!"


Speaking of your turf: If VT does secede, will I be able to get some kind of honorary citizenship and sneak in before you barricade Interstate 91? I want desperately to be part of a revoloution where nothing bad happens and the cheese is yummy. And one other thing: Are you going to let Howard Dean back into VT?


Disclaimers:


I am not a homeless blogger not likely to become one: you'd have to poop on their lap[tops] and chant "Heil Bush" before they would throw you out of the PBA.
I do not have a thing for Sister, she's younger than my daughter.
This is my inaugural post in the Strayz, no, the Wonder Bread, the ...? you guys are more schizoid than me! [you want to try some of my medicine?] group blog but most of my ranting is to be found at the executioners thong.




Shaw: thank you, I hope.



If we just HAVE to keep munging the marquee, I got dibs on "Bozo Einstein Condensate"
and "Motley Harmless" [assuming we can find a font that conjures up HHGG in minds of the knowledgable].
Entry By GreenSmile

Thursday, November 10, 2005 

Subject Tweellllve...

Since we're heading toward T-day:
what's the worst meal you've ever eaten and where?
Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

Wednesday, November 09, 2005 

Revenge of the Tuna Fish

what kind of movie would "Revenge of the tuna fish" be? what would it be about? would Charlie the Tuna be in it?
discuss.
Entry By eelbonejack

 

Topic Eleven

I am not Nora Daniels. Discuss.
Entry By Nora

 

Tenth Subject

So yesterday, my fellow San Franciscans and I voted to make guns illegal within the city (guns may no longer be manufactured or owned within city limits, current gun owners have until April 1st to turn thier weapons in to the city). The city also voted in a measure that discourages, but does not prohibit, military recruiting in public schools.

So what do you all think? Can peace be legislated? Is San Francisco protecting the freedoms of its citizens (by prohibiting instruments of violence within city limits), or curtailing the freedom to choose? Am I living in a burgoning utopia, or are we heading for an overly legislated distopia?
Entry By Nora

 

Query 9, possibly...

...though it isn't a query so much as an observation that is sure to elicit some response, or my name isn't...um...boyhowdy.

So...background first: I teach at a middle school now...and public schools do things very differently, network-safety-wise, than other places...and this particular district is a bit haphazzard in the way it maintains network and technology in general...and so, anyway, we come to the crux of the matter:

When, at work and thus behind the district sonicwall, I try to go to shaw's "blog" via the sidebar links herein, I get a blackscreen of death and the following message in the browser:

Web Site Blocked-HWRSD Filtering-Your computers location has been logged.

So, the query:

Of all of us, doesn't it seem deliciously fitting that Shaw's site would be the one that gets blocked by a random middle school's filtering software?

(note, of course, that I can see everyone else's blogs and websites. Just not Shaw's.)
Entry By boyhowdy

Tuesday, November 08, 2005 

That Title Goes too Far

Must we make it about That School? I thought the original idea was to make it more inclusive



If you want hang out people from Thst School, go to the alumni site or something.



Crap! I'm sounding like Shaw.

Entry By The_Lex

 

Q 8:

With my joining, I believe, RotS becomes Hydra-esque (seven heads are better than none). What other classical GrecoRoman attributes or motifs (hint: orgy of ideas is one) might one expect to necessarily emerge from this sort of almost-closed discourse? Please use complete sentences, as my middle school students are killing me.

(also, Q 8a: Why can't I see the title field when I write to this blog? Shaw, change the settings, willya?)

(similarly, Q 8b: Why is this blog on Alaskan time?)
Entry By boyhowdy

Sunday, November 06, 2005 

sUbJecT #7:
Where did Generation X fail?
Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

Saturday, November 05, 2005 

SUBJECT #5: Do you spend more time on the Internet during the weekends or during the week?
Entry By The_Lex

Thursday, November 03, 2005 

SuBjEcT SiX:


What was the most embarrassing moment you had from your childhood?
Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

Wednesday, November 02, 2005 

SUBJECT #4:


What is your favorite guitar chord and/or riff?
Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

Tuesday, November 01, 2005 

SUBJECT #3:


Why does everyone hate the media?
(please ignore the postee's current profession)
Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

 

I have a reading assignment for everyone.



I want you to read I am the Cheese by Robert Cormier then respond to it on the Roundtable of Strays.



There is no due date, but I think it should provide you with an interesting experience.

Entry By The_Lex

 

A reading suggestion: "An Interrupted Life: The Diaries, 1941-1943" by Etty Hillesum. Admittedly, I have not yet finished, but it is good contemplative sort of reading, provided you do not read the crap they put on the cover. You see, Etty happened to be Jewish in Amesterdam, and happened to die in a concentration camp. So on the cover the NYT Book Review is quoted as saying "Unsurpassed in Holocaust literature." It pisses me off. Granted, she knew what was happening, and she drops a brief mention of it now and then, but her diary is not about the Holocaust. It's about her interior journey and how she relatates to those closest to her. She also has some very tasty quoteables, the latest I have stumbled upon being, "But I can't help feeling that every hotly championed philosophy hides a little lie."
Entry By adriennelibrarian