Monday, January 30, 2006 

Jesse's sick....

Send him some get wellishes...er, ishers
Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

Saturday, January 28, 2006 

State of the union...

If you were to give a State of the Union speech, what would you say?
Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

Monday, January 23, 2006 

How do YOU write about sex?

Adrienne said: "If I was to write a novel with sex in it, I would say something like, 'They got in between the sheets. Hubba, hubba. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.'"

How do you write about it?
Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

 

It's a question, kinda

Finish the sentence:

I always try to allow...
Entry By doctor.mom

Sunday, January 22, 2006 

WHAT THE $!#!##!@#

I thought you guys LOVED it when I was being serious and HATED it when I was all goofy!??!

I ask a serious question: ZERO comments

I go goofy: a million comments

...

WTF BBQ b right
Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

Friday, January 20, 2006 

QUESTION

WORK

FAMILY

FUN

FRIENDS



Which do YOU put first?

Second?

Third?

Fourthseese...
Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

Thursday, January 19, 2006 

Earnistine's Journalistic Questionables
Rubber baby buggy bumpers

1. Who is Earnistine? Is she related to Ben?

2. What does "dreanchable" mean? Make up a definition, if you must.

3. When will the good sis Novenapop admit wonder into her daily grind?

4. Where can I buy crusty bread with whole cloves of garlic baked in now that my suermarket has stopped carrying it?

5. Why is this guy blue?

6. How many of you are in no way surprised that I always write the longest entries in this damn bloggiethingie? Damn loggwhoreeea. Also, damn speellcheek.
Entry By boyhowdy

Wednesday, January 18, 2006 

Perfection

Shaw says that I shouldn't try to be perfect.

I half agree with him.

I think I should try to excel at what I do but trying to be perfect will kill me, as it would anyone else.

What do you think?
Entry By The_Lex

Tuesday, January 17, 2006 

As Requested...



VS.





Disgust...er,I mean, discuss!
Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

Monday, January 16, 2006 

STILL A TIE

ITS MR. PIBB VS. DR. BROWN'S CEL-RAY

WE NEED A TIE-BREAKING VOTE!

WHICH IS IT?
Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

Saturday, January 14, 2006 

SODA DEATH WARS PART ONE


VS.


Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

Friday, January 13, 2006 

Laugh Yer Face Off

Behold, the best blonde joke in the history of the universe. Seriously!

Go, read. And you have to read all the way to the end. That's vital.
Entry By Amy

Thursday, January 12, 2006 

Win valuable prizes...

It seems to good to be true, but Blingo claims to give actual prizes just for using their search engine interface, which is almost as clean as Google, and is actually powered by Google. They make their cash from Google ads, ironically. And Blingo only counts your first ten searches a day as "entries", so there's no odd urge to overdwell on the site.

100 bucks in visa card dollars? iTunes gift certificates? iPod shuffles? Anyone want to give it a try?

Just click below to sign up. Oh, and tell 'em boyhowdy sent you.

Blingo
Entry By boyhowdy

Wednesday, January 11, 2006 

Confusing Commentary Cue Free-For-All

Created as a totally impossible way to gather data for Shaw's contention that certain kinds of posts get comments, while others don't. Or not. Go ahead, make my blog.



Telemarketers have an advantage over you because they have a script, so here's a script to use with telemarketers. (Bonus question: Honestly, do you really care what kind of toothpaste your telemarketer uses?)

Levis have just made jeans an accessory to an iPod. With built-in controller loops and a hidden pocket for the 'pod itself. (Bonus question: Is this better or worse than the Geigerpod?)

Because Alito is unwilling to commit right now to upholding Roe vs. Wade forever regardless of judicial context, CNN reports, "Sen. Charles Schumer, a New York Democrat...said he could only conclude the nominee would overrule the precedent if given the chance." (Bonus question: Who is more in need of a course in logic: Schumer, the Governator, or Bill O'Reilly?)

Will someone explain why Bjork ordering from Ikea is funny?

If you find this post annoying, feel free to report me to the Feds. (Bosun question: swab the decks, you tar!)

Metabonus points to anyone who can establish clean rules for which content Shaw posts here, and which he chooses to post in his own blog. Shaw is exempt from answering this one, because, according to the newer thinking in sociopsychology, people are generally both wrong and arbitrary when trying to explain why they do what they do.

Heck, metabrownie WTFBBQ points for everyone. I'm feeling particularly generous. Might just be the quit-smoking, bronchial asthma delirium, though.
Entry By boyhowdy

Friday, January 06, 2006 

If a man gave you 4.00 to buy toilet paper...

What would you do?
Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

Thursday, January 05, 2006 

Abigail Josephine Foor Hudnall!

She was born on 12.30.05 at 9:16pm weighing in at 8 lbs. 11 ozs.! She's perfect and healthy and pictures are soon to follow. Stay tuned...
Entry By helioshamash

Wednesday, January 04, 2006 

The NUMBER ONE WORD OF THE YEAR

integrity



let's use it in a sentence, shall we?
Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson

 

I'm not too busy to blog...

I just really wanted to see more folks post up here than me.

Stay tuned for more flash animations!
Entry By Shaw Israel Izikson